Ugh.
I was getting a coffee this morning and overheard this gem when I was leaving the restaurant and passing a large table with about six people sitting around it:
"Michelle Bachmann is by far the most intelligent candidate in terms of her knowledge on political issues and international policy."
Uh.
Ummm.
AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!
HAHAHA!
HA!
oooh.
Oh, that was a good one.
Seriously, there are people who live in this G-d-forsaken backwater cesspool (as I lovingly call my town ;) that believe this. Really. No, really. No, I wish I was kidding!
Even after they've seen her on TV (All hail the hypnotoad!), and heard her debate (FYI: Gays are from hell, Vaccines give you diseases!), and saw her husband flounce towards the camera (Route I-85 Exit 13A glory hole award winner!), and heard about her husband's business (It's SO not pray-away-the-gay! Seriously! Stop it! No, you stop it! That tickles! Shut UP! Take off your shirt!).
Now THAT'S what I call denial.
Or, to translate it into Gay: "They're so far up in their own closets, all their clothes smell like Altoids."
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Hello
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Martin
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