What the Holy F@*k?

Hi. Yet again, it's been a literal Ice Age since I last posted.

What's up, you ask? Well...I've been busy trying to get my first book sold (no luck), broke up with my Agent/Agency (sad), went to a writer's conference to try and sell it (some nibbles that I'm praying work out), started and stalled on my second book, looked for a new day job, thought about moving out of state, thought about buying my first home, found a place but can't get financing in place (yet), got an unexpected raise at work, left my old therapist because he went into another line of work (sad), started having panic attacks again, found a new guy but took forever to get used to him (he's great, though), found out my physical problems could be worse than I thought (bad), discovered some new therapies that might cut down on the pain (good), and STILL haven't had a vacation in about six years.

Oh, I also bought a tablet and did some new art, which was nice.

So, some good, some bad, same as everyone else. Not much that was funny, though.

Until Prince of Pinkness (Great name! You rock!) replied yesterday to one of my posts and told me that, if you type "Gay Humor Blog" into Google my site comes up first.

As in number one.

What?

How the hell did THAT happen!?

I don't advertise this site. I barely post. The traffic for this website is usually so small it doesn't even register in actual numbers. How does Google compute this shit?

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. All three of you new readers, WELCOME!

Although, today one of my friends started calling me, "Gaymous" on account of my new Internet faux celebrity, which I initially didn't like. But who knows, maybe the addition of tens of tens of fans will go straight to my head and I'll learn to really love it!

Stranger things have happened.

And if you don't believe me, I give you my other posts as Exhibit A...

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