I know it's been forever since I've posted. Life got in the way, from trying to sell my first book (nothing so far), to writing my second (coming along slowly), personal problems, nothing remotely funny happening in my life to write about, etc., etc., etc.
But enough about that depressing crap. I want to talk about underwear! They're fun to wear!
I was shopping for some new ones lately (cause you know I've got to look good for all the guys lining up to have sex with me...yeah) and was trying to find a site that had the style I wanted on sale, cause this bitch don't buy stuff at full price, okaaaay?
Anyway, I came across this site called Skiviez (yes, that's the way it's spelled... sigh...) and lo and behold they had the ones I wanted on clearance! Yay! I originally wanted them in black or charcoal - unfortunately, all they had left were these blue stripes. :-( But who cares what I wanted - they were on sale so stripes it was! Hooray!
It was then that I finally noticed the pictures for this underwear. Usually that's the first thing I notice (a parade o' manmeat!) but I was buying boxers, so how revealing could they be?
And I was right. Revealing? No. But something WAS different about these pictures - let's see if you can figure out what it is:
Picture 1: Everything Looks Normal
Picture 2: So Far So Good...
Picture 3: Ahhh, yess! Grab That Junk! GRAB IT!
Ha! That's a first! And yes, these are REAL pictures from their website. I don't know if someone at the company snuck those in under the radar or an editor quit or what, but it made my day.
Of course, I ordered them. I mean, they were on sale AND I know they can stand up to rigorous grabbage?
What's not to love?
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